If you can’t beat them, eat them.

from The Guardian, March 2009:

“Eating the enemy – Alien species are being put on the menu in what campaigners say is the perfect green solution to save the UK’s native animals”

What can be done about invasive alien species? Governments and conservationists try to eradicate them, sometimes at enormous expense, but one group of people has another idea: just eat them.

Ben Carter, a north Yorkshire zoologist working in fisheries management, is making a very good living trapping the environmentally-damaging American crayfish, selling up to 20,000 a week as a gourmet delicacy to some of the country’s top chefs…

The American crayfish (Pacifastacus leniusculus) is currently a big problem in the south of England, but has reached as far north as Yorkshire and is threatening the protected native white-clawed crayfish (Austropotamobius pallipes)…

Britain is full of other non-native species, and most of them are edible. The Pacific (Crassostrea gigas) and New Zealand flat (Tiostrea lutaria) oysters, introduced here during the last century, are both now thriving along sections of the English, Irish and Welsh coasts.

Feral populations

The tiny Muntjac deer (Muntiacus reevesi), first introduced here from China to amuse the Duke of Bedford at Woburn Park in the early 20th century, has led to feral populations becoming widespread across England and Wales following escapes and deliberate release. Aficionados swear it makes lovely venison.

The ruddy duck (Oxyura jamaicensis) – very popular roasted in America – was introduced into British wildfowl collections in the 1950s. It is now widely distributed in the UK, and also threatens the survival of Spain’s white-headed duck (Oxyura leucocephala)…

Elsewhere, Britain’s waterways are threatened by an invasion of the Chinese mitten crab (Eriocheir sinensis), which could be the next environmental nuisance to take off as food…

Britain’s 5 million grey squirrels (Sciurus carolinensis) have become all but friendless in the UK for endangering the red squirrel, and … created a demand for squirrel meat – the ultimate organic free-range game.

Alongside the grey squirrel, wild boar (Sus scrofa) may not seem such a problem – or opportunity – but feral breeding populations have recently re-established themselves following illegal release or escapes of farmed stock.

Prince Charles advocates extermination of the greys

HRH THE PRINCE OF WALES, PATRON, THE RED SQUIRREL SURVIVAL TRUST
HRH THE PRINCE OF WALES, PATRON, THE RED SQUIRREL SURVIVAL TRUST (...is it taxidermied?)

From an article by Paul MacInnes / guardian.co.uk, Friday 5 June 2009:

Prince Charles is the patron (naturally) of the Red Squirrel Survival Trust, and as such hates those grey bastards with a passion. So much so that rather than simply using his letter to call for action, he’s instead said that all grey squirrels must be killed because they’re foreign. Which may or may not have been an appropriate tone to strike.

“In order to be able to save the red squirrels and ensure their future in this country, it is absolutely crucial to eliminate the greys which, as you know, are an alien species to the UK and threaten the very existence of the reds,” wrote the heir to the throne in the week in which the BNP put forward an unprecedented number of candidates for election…

And this is from The Daily Mail, June 04, 2009:

As you are also no doubt aware, the greys are doing immense and increasing damage to hardwoods all over the country and threaten to compromise all our efforts to restore native woodlands, let alone to create community forests.’

Tree damage caused by squirrels

Tree damage

The prince said there was a ‘great deal of public support’ for control measures.

Indeed there is; Newcastle resident Paul  Parker, who is the Baron’s lead commando in the  Red Squirrel Protection Partnership (RSPP), states he’s got a lot of help from a volunteer army eager to rid the woodlands of the greys – many of whom are pensioners. Parker himself is up 22,600 dead ones, and counting.



There was a time when reds were the villified

BBC April 2009:

…for 43 years, from 1903, there was an active effort on estates across the Highlands to trap, shoot and kill reds.

By 1946, the Highland Squirrel Club had killed 102,900 squirrels and paid out £1,504 in bounties.

Tails were submitted as proof of kills.

Uh-Oh…Greys beware: here comes metasquirrel

A genetic mutation of the UK enemy squirrel threatens to out-grab even the wild and power-hungry greys:

Photo: Alamy
Photo: Alamy

This from 2008 – seems to have been affecting East Anglia mostly. Not sure what’s happening with them now.. been quite in the news.

The black squirrel – a genetic mutation of the grey – was first recorded in Britain 90 years ago but now accounts for half of all squirrels in some parts of the country.

They have higher testosterone levels, which is thought to make them more domineering and territorial, while their colouring makes them more attractive to female greys.