you can’t wipe your ass with a spotted owl

I was cracking open a new roll of toilet paper, purchased at the discount store, and feeling guilty because I’d usually buy recycled paper products only right now, I have no time. No doubt it was made with new forest “materials” (that would be trees).

I remembered being in Alaska with Ruth, doing some TV work in the early 90’s, and interviewing a logger on the train who was snortingly angry about environmentalists coming up and protesting his livelihood. I mean, he said, You can’t wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

Early Mammals

Johann Christian Daniel von Schreber (1739-1810), student of Linnaeus:

LemurvolansLinn

BradypustridactylusLinn

The above illustrations  from ‘Die Saugthiere in Abbildungen‘ at Ecole Nationale Vétérinaire de Lyon (named as ‘Histoire naturelle des quadrupèdes‘ – either misslabelled or this is the title of the french edition) — there are about 200 illustrations available from the original 775 engravings published:

Volume I, Volume II, Volume III.

– via Bibliodyssey

Animal Wall

…Making animals part of a building site’s program:
In Wales, artist Gitta Gschwendtner matches new apartments built one for one with bird and bat nesting environments.

Commissioned by the Wales-based public art consultancy Safle,

Animal Wall’ is part of a 50 metre long wall, running along the south-western edge of ‘Strata’, a new residential development in Century Wharf, Cardiff Bay. It can be accessed via the riverside walk leading from Clarence Road towards the city centre. The environmental impact of Cardiff Bay’s extensive development is an ongoing concern and various measures have been put in place to mitigate this. The approach taken for this artwork is to assist wildlife in the area and encourage further habitation. The new housing development of Century Wharf which provides approximately 1,000 new apartments and houses; Gschwendtner’s design for the ’Animal Wall’ will match this with about 1,000 nest boxes for different bird and bat species, integrated into the fabric of the wall that separates the development from the adjacent public riverside walk.

Through consultation with an ecologist, four different sized animal homes have been developed, which have been integrated into a custom-made woodcrete cladding to provide an architecturally stunning and environmentally sensitive wall for Century Wharf. The animal wall also transcends the barrier between the private and the public, with the wildlife roaming freely between the two areas.

The nests are designed specifically to attract bats, starlings, sparrows and blue and grey tits.

“But not everyone will come at the same time,” says Gschwendtner. “Instead there will be a constant turn-around of tenants.”

For the time being the houses will remain empty, as the birds and bats won’t be looking for places to nest until next spring. “Some people are concerned about bird poo,” says Gschwendtner. “But they don’t need to worry. Birds keep it very nice and clean around where they nest.”

– Johanna Agerman, IconEye

Found via Dezeen.

Related (by formal theme,  not  purpose):
Animal Wall
designed by William Burges, also sited in Cardiff, built  in 1890:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Animal_Wall_5_Cardiff.jpg/800px-Animal_Wall_5_Cardiff.jpg

Rather, the purpose of Burges’ and  Gschwendtner’s designs may be to playfully call attention to animals in our midsts, but the new animal wall attends to the contemporary needs of displaced cohabitants, whereas the 19th century wall simply represents them,  accepting that the animals themselves have ‘gone missing’ in real life.

roots of hatred/ the wheat and the tares

…all puns intended. This came my way via Stephanie Pereira at eyebeam … not sure how she ended up there but interesting v.a.v. the invasive enemy vegetation I’ve been interested in:

Matthew 13

24 Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field: 25 But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way. 26 But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. 27 So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? 28 He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up? 29 But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them. 30 Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.
–from Moses Hand, a web site dedicated to the Ten Commandments and American Bible Studies

wheat and tares, together
wheat and tares, together

tare

  • Pronunciation: \ˈter\
  • Function: noun
  • Etymology: Middle English; probably akin to Middle Dutch tarwe wheat
  • Date: 14th century
  • 1 a : the seed of a vetch b : any of several vetches (especially Vicia sativa and V. hirsuta) 2 : a weed of grain fields especially of Biblical times that is usually held to be the darnel 3 plural : an undesirable element

– webster’s dictionary