{"id":541,"date":"2009-04-20T11:53:26","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T15:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/\/?p=541"},"modified":"2009-04-23T21:55:43","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T01:55:43","slug":"reds-vs-grays-a-heap-of-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/blog\/2009\/04\/20\/reds-vs-grays-a-heap-of-words\/","title":{"rendered":"Reds vs Grays (1-13)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Squirrels.<br \/>\nImagine them:<br \/>\nRed feather headdresses<br \/>\nversus\u00a0 gray flannel suits<br \/>\nof the Wall Street reivers.<br \/>\nLandgrabbing American Grays \u2013 purveyors of squirrel<br \/>\npox pockets \u2013 turn little Reds into sludge.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>BRITAIN&#8217;S FAVORED NATIVES SACKED BY IMMIGRANTS<\/em>, say headlines;<br \/>\ndiseases carrying foreigners, or foreigners carrying disease \u2013 either way.<br \/>\nLike Mayflower, like Ailanthus, they come with fanfare, as<br \/>\nidealists or ornamentals; these nature-shifter parasites enthuse wildly. And they<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t share. Great Northumbrian verminators in camouflage are on a killing spree,<br \/>\nmandating:\u00a0 <em>Do your part, Britain!<\/em> Gray squirrel loin is hardly greasy or unpleasant&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Squirrels. Imagine them: Red feather headdresses versus\u00a0 gray flannel suits of the Wall Street reivers. Landgrabbing American Grays \u2013 purveyors of squirrel pox pockets \u2013 turn little Reds into sludge. BRITAIN&#8217;S FAVORED NATIVES SACKED BY IMMIGRANTS, say headlines; diseases carrying foreigners, or foreigners carrying disease \u2013 either way. Like Mayflower, like Ailanthus, they come with &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/blog\/2009\/04\/20\/reds-vs-grays-a-heap-of-words\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Reds vs Grays (1-13)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":25,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":556,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog-archive-2022\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}