{"id":1671,"date":"2009-09-08T09:13:52","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T13:13:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2009-09-08T09:18:02","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T13:18:02","slug":"you-cant-wipe-your-ass-with-a-spotted-owl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/blog\/2009\/09\/08\/you-cant-wipe-your-ass-with-a-spotted-owl\/","title":{"rendered":"you can&#8217;t wipe your ass with a spotted owl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was cracking open a new roll of toilet paper, purchased at the discount store, and feeling guilty because I&#8217;d usually buy recycled paper products only right now, I have no time.  No doubt it was made with new forest &#8220;materials&#8221;  (that would be trees).<\/p>\n<p>I remembered being in Alaska with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ruthozeki.com\">Ruth<\/a>, doing some TV work in the early 90&#8217;s, and interviewing a logger on the train who was snortingly angry about environmentalists coming up and protesting his livelihood.<em> I mean<\/em>, he said, <em>You can&#8217;t wipe your ass with a spotted owl.<\/em> <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Spotted_Owl\"><img src = \"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/5\/54\/Northern_Spotted_owl.JPG\/400px-Northern_Spotted_owl.JPG\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was cracking open a new roll of toilet paper, purchased at the discount store, and feeling guilty because I&#8217;d usually buy recycled paper products only right now, I have no time. No doubt it was made with new forest &#8220;materials&#8221; (that would be trees). I remembered being in Alaska with Ruth, doing some TV &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/blog\/2009\/09\/08\/you-cant-wipe-your-ass-with-a-spotted-owl\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;you can&#8217;t wipe your ass with a spotted owl&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1682,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions\/1682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/o-matic.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}