July 9, 2009

Red rant

OK.

I’ve *sort of * held back on indexing the negative spooge that leaks from the corpulent sides of the Us vs Them discourse, but here is a brief list:

Red Squirrel’s Nut Cracking Nationalism
excerpt:

I used to conceal my identity from the disgusting hammer wielding fascist scum, that threaten to burn people alive! But I hide NO More!

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Infidel Blogger’s Alliance (sic)
excerpt:

Grey squirrels dont blow them selves in the underground…

(insert tasteless joke here)

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The Fall’s Mark E Smith in Squirrel Death Probe
excerpt:

The gruff singer claimed he would “happily set about an endangered red squirrel with a set of professional hedge-clippers”.

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